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A person who is nice to you, but rude to
the waiter, is not a nice person. |
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Age is relative... when you're over the
hill, you pick up speed. |
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ANYTHING and EVERYTHING is Possible. |
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He/She who dies with the most toys… still
dies. |
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If you had to identify, in one word, the
reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its
full potential, that word would be "meetings". |
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It is sometimes better to speak softly
and wear a loud shirt. |
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Live like it's heaven on earth! |
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Never be afraid to try something new. |
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Never judge a day by the weather. |
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Never lick a steak knife. |
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Never, under any circumstances, take a
sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. |
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
Just get up and dance. Dance like no one is watching. |
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No matter how much I care or don't care,
some people are just assholes. |
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No matter how hard you try to protect your
children, they will eventually get arrested and end up somewhere in the
local paper. |
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No matter what happens, somebody will find
a way to take it too seriously. |
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Nothing is really "Free". |
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One of the most powerful forces in the
universe is gossip. |
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People who want to share their religious
views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. |
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Sing like no one is listening. |
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Sometimes the people you expect to kick
you when you're down will be the ones who do. |
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Tell the truth - ALWAYS! There is
a lot less to remember... and you avoid the risk of killing some part of
the world around you. |
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The best things in life aren't things. |
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The one thing that unites all human beings,
regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background,
is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. |
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The only people to get even with are those
who have helped you. |
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There is a very fine line between "hobby"
and "mental illness." |
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There is such a thing as internal beauty...
even though it may not always be visible. |
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Too many goals / pressures can sometimes
be very deceptive and/or bring about uncertainty... The un-aimed
arrow never misses. |
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When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing
to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. |
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You can keep puking long after you think
you're finished. |
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You should never say anything to a woman
that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can
see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. |
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You should not confuse your career with
your life. |
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You should not try to make someone love
you. What ever ill love is conceived, if any, is worthless in comparison
to the true thing. |
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You will never find anybody who can give
you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. |
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We are responsible for what we do, unless
we are celebrities. |
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