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“A friend is a gift you give yourself.” (Robert Louis Stevenson) |  |
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“A friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” (Anonymous) | |
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“A genius is someone who shoots at a target no one else sees and hits it.” (Anonymous) | |
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“A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.” (Anonymous) | |
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“All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think, we become.” (Buddha) | |
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“An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding.” (Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis) | |
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“An IDEA is a funny thing... It does nothing unless you do.” (Bazooka Joe) | |
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“Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you.” (Carlos Castaneda) | |
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“Be yourself and think for yourself; and while your conclusions may not be infallible, they will be nearer right than the conclusion forced upon you.” (Arthur Chen) | |
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“Big shots are only little shots that keep shooting...” (Christopher Morley) | |
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“Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.” (Helen Keller) | |
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“Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall at last unveil.” (John Ruskin) | |
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“Every minute of life I take a risk; it's part of the enjoyment” (Otto Preminger) | |
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“Everything should me made as simple as possible . . . but not simpler.” (Albert Einstein) | |
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“Forget mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it. Today is your lucky day.” (Will Durant) | |
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“Give me a stock clerk with a goal, and I will give you a man who will make history. Give me a man without a goal and I will give you a stock clerk.” (J. C. Penney) | |
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“Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their value will never be known. Improve them and they will become the brightest gems in a useful life.” (Ralph Waldo Emerson) | |
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“Happiness does not depend on outward things, but on the way we see them.” (Leo Tolstoy) | |
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“How will you ever know if you can paint that picture, run that business, sell that vacuum cleaner, earn that degree, hold that office, make that speech, win that game, marry that girl, write that book, bake that souffle, build that house -- unless you try it!” (Richard M. DeVos) | |
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“I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” (Thomas Jefferson) | |
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“I can't do it," never accomplished anything. "I will try" has performed wonders.” (George B. Purnham) | |
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“I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.” (Helen Keller) | |
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“I think the purpose of life is to be useful, to be responsible, to be honorable, to be compassionate. It is, after all, to matter: to count, to stand for something, to have made some difference that you lived at all.” (Leo C. Rosten) | |
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“If you can dream it, you can do it.” (Walt Disney) | |
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“If you've had a good time playing the game, you're a winner even if you lose.” (Malcolm Forbes) | |
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“Imagination has always had powers of resurrection that no science can match.” (Ingrid Bengis) | |
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“Impossible" is a word found only in the dictionary of fools.” (Napoleon Bonaparte) | |
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“In anything at all, perfection is finally attained not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.” (Saint Exupery) | |
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“In the face of uncertainty, there is nothing wrong with hope.” (Bernie S. Siegel, M.D.) | |
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“It is better to be hated for what one is than to be loved for what one is not.” (Andre Gide - French Writer) | |
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“It is not the strongest nor the most intelligent species that survive but those most adaptable to change.” (Charles Darwin) | |
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“It's so important to believe in yourself. Believe that you can do it, under any circumstances. Because if you believe you can, then you really will. That belief just keeps you searching for answers, and then pretty soon you get it.” (Wally "Famous" Amous) | |
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“Judgment can be acquired only by acute observation, by actual experience in the school of life, by ceaseless alertness to learn from others, by study of the activities of men who have made notable marks, by striving to analyze the everyday play of causes and effects, by constant study of human nature.” (B.C. Forbes) | |
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“Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch.” (Ivern Ball) | |
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“Life is not governed by will or intention. Life is a question of nerves, and fibers, and slowly built-up cells in which thought hides itself, and passion has its dreams.” (Oscar Wilde) | |
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“Light has come into the world, and every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or the darkness of destructive selfishness.” ( Martin Luther King, Jr.) | |
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“Man Cannot discover new oceans unless he has courage to lose sight of the shore.” (Anonymous) | |
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“Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they might have been.” (William Hazlitt) | |
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“Many of the most successful men I have known have never grown up. They have retained bubbling-over boyishness. They have relished wit, they have indulged humor. They have not allowed "dignity" to depress them into moroseness. Youthfulness of spirit is the twin brother of optimism, and optimism is the stuff of which American business success is fashioned.” (B.C. Forbes) | |
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“Nature gave man two ends -- one to sit on, and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.” (George R. Kirkpatrick) | |
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“No matter how big and tough a problem may be, get rid of confusion by taking one little step towards solution. Do something. Then try again. At the worst, so long as you don't do it the same way twice, you will eventually use up all the wrong ways of doing it and thus the next try will be the right one.” (George F. Nordenholt) | |
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“Nobody can really guarantee the future. The best we can do is size up the chances, calculate the risks involved, estimate our ability to deal with them and make our plans with confidence.” (Henry Ford II) | |
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“Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated failures. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.” (Calvin Coolidge) | |
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“Nothing is particularly hard if you break it into small jobs.” (Henry Ford) | |
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“Nothing worthwhile comes easily. Half effort does not produce half results, it produces no results. Work, continuous work and hard work, is the only way to accomplish results that last.” (Hamilton Holt) | |
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“One man has enthusiasm for 30 minutes, another for 30 days, but it is the man who has it for 30 years who makes a success of his life.” (Edward B. Butler) | |
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“Others may argue about whether the world ends with a bang or a whimper. I just want to make sure mine doesn't end with a whine.” (Barbara Gordon) | |
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“Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation and freedom in just pursuits.” (Thomas Jefferson) | |
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“Seek out that particular mental attitude which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, along with which comes the inner voice which says, "This is the real me," and when you have that attitude, follow it.” (William James) | |
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“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it, you will land among the stars.” (Les Brown) | |
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“So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we mess it up, start over. Try something else. If we wait until we satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late.” (Lee Iacocca) | |
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“Spontaneity is the quality of being able to do something just because you feel like it at the moment, of trusting your instincts, of taking yourself by surprise and snatching from the clutches of your well-organized routine a bit of unscheduled pleasure.” (Richard Iannelli) | |
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“Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.” (William Feather) | |
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“The good old days were never that good, believe me. The good new days are today, and better days are coming tomorrow. Our greatest songs are still unsung.” (Hubert H. Humphrey) | |
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“The hallmark of courage in our age of conformity is the capacity to stand on one's convictions -- not obstinately or defiantly (these are gestures of defensiveness, not courage) not as a gesture of retaliation, but simply because these are what one believes.” (Rollo May) | |
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“The man who makes everything that leads to happiness depend upon himself, and not upon other men, has adopted the very best plan for living happily.” (Plato) | |
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“The man with insight enough to admit his limitations comes nearest to perfection.” (Johann von Goethe) | |
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“The more I give myself permission to live in the moment and enjoy it without feeling guilty or judgmental about any other time, the better I feel about the quality of my work.” (Wayne Dyer) | |
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“The one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable.” (John F. Kennedy) | |
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“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be out doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith.” (Franklin Delano Roosevelt) | |
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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” (Humphrey Bogart) | |
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“The road to happiness lies in two simple principles; find what interests you and that you can do well, and put your whole soul into it -- every bit of energy and ambition and natural ability you have.” (John D. Rockefeller III) | |
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“The secret of success is constancy of purpose.” (Benjamin Disraeli) | |
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“The ten most powerful two-letter words: IF IT IS TO BE, IT IS UP TO ME.” (Anonymous) | |
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“The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.” (Benjamin Mays) | |
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“The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself.” (Benjamin Franklin) | |
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“There are but two roads that lead to an important goal and to the doing of great things: strength and perseverance. Strength is the lot of but a few privileged men; but austere perseverance, harsh and continuous, may be employed by the smallest of us and rarely fails of its purpose, for its silent power grows irresistibly greater with time.” (Johann von Goethe) | |
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“There is a giant asleep within every man. When the giant awakes, miracles happen.” (Frederick Faust) | |
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“There is a master key to success with which no man can fail. Its name is simplicity… reducing to the simplest possible terms every problem.” (Henri Detering) | |
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“They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” (General Creighton W. Abrams) | |
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“Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.” (Catherine Zandonella) | |
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“To Dream anything that you want to dream. That is the beauty of the humam mind. To do anything that you want to do. That is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself to test your limits. That is the courage to succeed.” (Bernard Edmonds) | |
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“Vacillating people seldom succeed. They seldom win the solid respect of their fellows. Successful men and women are very careful in reaching decisions, and very persistent and determined in action thereafter.” (L.G. Elliott) | |
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“Victory belongs to the most persevering.” (Napoleon Bonaparte) | |
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“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” (Oscar Wilde) | |
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“We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.” (Sir Winston Churchchill) | |
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“We succeed in enterprises which demand the positive qualities we possess, but we excel in those which can also make use of our defects.” (Alexis de Tocqueville) | |
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“What is a friend? One soul dwelling in two bodies.” (Aristotle) | |
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“When I look at/into the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.” (Oprah Winfrey) | |
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“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” (Henny Youngman) | |
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“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.” (Helen Keller) | |
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“When the past tries to dominate your thoughts, let your dreams ignite your day.” (Anonymous) | |
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“When we accept tough jobs as a challenge and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen.” (Arland Gilbert) | |
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“When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike, you do not wait until he has struck before you crush him.” (Franklin Delano Roosevelt) | |
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“Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. As to methods there may be a million and then some, but the principles are few. The man who grasps principles can successfully select his own methods. The man who tries methods, ignoring principles, is sure to have trouble.” (John F. Kennedy) | |
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“Working together is essential for success; even freckles would make a nice tan if they would get together.” (Anonymous) | |
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“You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.” (Edwin Louis Cold) | |
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“A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.” (Everett Dirksen) | |
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“A drink a day keeps the shrink away.” (Edward Abbey) | |
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“A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.” (Samuel Goldwyn) | |
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“A wino asked me for change... I gave him my shirt.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat.” (David Geary) | |
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“Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.” (Anonymous) | |
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“Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.” (Rev. Jesse Jackson) | |
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“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.” (Charles De Gaulle - Former French President) | |
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“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” (Barbara Bush - Former U.S. First Lady) | |
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“Draft beer, not people!” (Anonymous) | |
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“Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.” (Anonymous) | |
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“Half this game is ninety percent mental.” (Danny Ozark - Philadelphia Phillies Manager) | |
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“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” (Tiger Woods) | |
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“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.” (Courtney Cox - Monica on “Friends”) | |
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“I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap Department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car. I installed it backwards by accident. Now I drive down the street with a herd of deer chasing me.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.” (Axel Rose - Guns'n'Roses) | |
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“I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.” (John Wayne) | |
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“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.” (Dan Quayle - Former U.S. Vice-President) | |
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“I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.” (Jerry Garcia – The Grateful Dead) | |
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“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, “Thyroid problem?”” (Arnold Schwarzenegger) | |
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“I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.” (Dan Quayle - Former U.S. Vice-President) | |
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“I was born by Cesarean section. But not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.” (Dan Quayle - Former U.S. Vice-President) | |
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“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“I went to a restaurant that serves 'Breakfast At Any Time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, 'Give me two boys and a girl.'” (Steven Wright) | |
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“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive, and all the impersonators would be dead.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” (Deep Thought, Jack Handy) | |
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“If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet.” (Ernest Bevin - Former British Foreign Minister) | |
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“I'm at Seaworld at a seafood restaurant. I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.. .. .. I could be eating a slow learner.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.” (Hillary Clinton - Commenting on the Release of Subpoenaed Documents) | |
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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." (Rod Stewart) | |
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“It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody.” (Richard M. Nixon - Former U.S. President) | |
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“It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” (Dan Quayle - Former U.S. Vice-President) | |
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“It's like deja vu all over again.” (Yogi Berra) | |
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“Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.” (Carmen Boyle - Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner 1996) | |
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“My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee… the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.” (Dan Rather - News Anchorman) | |
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“My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.” (Steve Jobs - Founder: Apple Computers) | |
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“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” (Jack Nicholson) | |
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“My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“One time I went to a museum where all the work on display had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” (Dan Quayle - Former U.S. Vice-President on Republican family values) | |
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." (Robin Williams) | |
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“Something's wrong with my television set. I got C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman” (Steven Wright) | |
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“Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.” (A Congressional Candidate in Texas) | |
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“The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.” (Mr. New Jersey Contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars) | |
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“The loss of life will be irreplaceable.” (Dan Quayle - Former U.S. Vice-President on the San Francisco Earthquake) | |
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“The other day, I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.” (George Stephanopolous - Clinton Aide speaking on Larry King Live) | |
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“The road to success is always under construction.” (Lily Tomlin) | |
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“The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire, and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'” (Jason Alexander) | |
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“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.” (Henry Kissenger - Former U.S. Secretary of State) | |
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“There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off.” (Pratt & Whitney Spokesperson - Explaining why the Company Charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an Ordinary Pair of Pliers) | |
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“Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.” (Dwight D. Eisenhower - Former U.S. President) | |
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“We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” (Jason Kidd - Upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks) | |
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“What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.” (Dan Quayle - Former U.S. Vice-President at a Fundraising Event for the United Negro College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line "a mind is a terrible thing to waste") | |
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“When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.” (Dan Quayle - Former U.S. Vice-President on the complex social issues behind the Los Angeles Riots) | |
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“When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.” (Steven Wright) | |
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“When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said, 'No, I made a few mistakes.'” (Steven Wright) | |
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“When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.” (Calvin Coolidge - Former U.S. President) | |
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“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.” (David Moulton) | |
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“Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind.” (General William Westmoreland) | |
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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." (Roseanne) | |
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“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” (Sharon Stone) | |
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"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." (Billy Crystal) | |
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“You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.” (Yasir Arrafat - On going to war over religion) | |
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“You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is?” (Steven Wright) | |
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“I only celebrate 5 Birthdays in my lifetime... My 16th, 18th, 21st, 50th, and 100th!!!” (Steven A.N.Q.L. Davey) | |
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“How much do you weigh? ...Would you mind doing me a favor and walking on my back?” (Steven A.N.Q.L. Davey) | |
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“I know we just met... but would you mind shaving my back?” (Steven A.N.Q.L. Davey) | |
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“May I please have two Gin and Gingerale with a wedge of lemon? ...Yes, two please... Thank you.” (Steven A.N.Q.L. Davey - AKA: Double Down Davey) | |
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"No rain equals No water... No singing... No clouds... No fishing... No food... No drinks... No rainbows... No sex... No life... Feel better?" Steven A.N.Q.L. Davey | |
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