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STEVEN A.N.Q.L. DAVEY'S FAVORITE ANCIENT CHINESE SECRETS
(GAMMA-ALPHA ZONE 5)
70 - FAVORITE CONFUCIUS AND CONFUSIOUS SAYINGS / PROVERBS

CONFUCIUS SAYINGS / PROVERBS…
 

	Confucius say "He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them."
	Confucius say "If you enjoy what you do, you'll never work another day in your life."
	Confucius say "It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own family."
	Confucius say "Mankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away."
	Confucius say "The Master said, (the good man) does not grieve that other people do not recognize his merits. His only anxiety is lest he should fail to recognize theirs."
	Confucius say "The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions."
	Confucius say "They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom."
	Confucius say "To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness."
	Confucius say "Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have."
	Confucius say "We don't know yet about life, how can we know about death?"

 

CONFUSIOUS SAYINGS / PROVERBS…
 

	Confusious say “A bird in hand can make an awful mess.”
	Confusious say “Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.”
	Confusious say “Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!“
	Confusious say “Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.“
	Confusious say “Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.”
	Confusious say “Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.”
	Confusious say "Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.”
	Confusious say “He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.“
	Confusious say “He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.“
	Confusious say “He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.“
	Confusious say "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
	Confusious say “Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.“
	Confusious say "Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
	Confusious say “Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.“
	Confusious say "Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.”
	Confusious say “Man who masturbate into chash register, soon come into money..."
	Confusious say "Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offsproing next spring."
	Confusious say "Man who cook carrots and peas in the same pot not very sanitary."
	Confusious say "Man who drive like hell bound to get there."
	Confusious say "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
	Confusious say “Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.”
	Confusious say “Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.”
	Confusious say "Man who fart in church sits in own pew."
	Confusious say “Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.”
	Confusious say "Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed."
	Confusious say “Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.”
	Confusious say “Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.”
	Confusious say "Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.”
	Confusious say “Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.“
	Confusious say "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants."
	Confusious say "Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.”
	Confusious say “Man who live in glass house dress and undress in basement.”
	Confusious say “Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.“
	Confusious say "Man who marry detective must kiss Dick every day."
	Confusious say "Man who runs behind car get exhausted."
	Confusious say “Man who run in front of car get tired.”
	Confusious say “Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.”
	Confusious say "Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
	Confusious say “Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.”
	Confusious say "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
	Confusious say "Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.”
	Confusious say "Man who tell too many light bulb jokes may soon burn out."
	Confusious say “Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
	Confusious say "Man who wear G-string, high on crack."
	Confusious say “Man with athletic finger make broad jump.“
	Confusious say "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
	Confusious say “Man with one chopstick go hungry.”
	Confusious say "Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.”
	Confusious say "Many man smoke tobacco, but fumanchu"
	Confusious say "Okay for shit to happen... will decompose."
	Confusious say “Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.”
	Confusious say “Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
	Confusious say "Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
	Confusious say “Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!“
	Confusious say "Virgin like balloon... one prick, all gone."
	Confusious say “War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.”
	Confusious say “Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.”
	Confusious say “Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.”
	Confusious say “Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.”
	Confusious say “Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.”
	Confusious say "Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.”

 

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