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STEVEN
A.N.Q.L. DAVEY'S FAVORITE BUMPER STICKERS
(GAMMA-ALPHA
ZONE 6)
- FAVORITE BUMPER STICKERS
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100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? |
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24 hours in a day… 24 beers in a case… Coincidence? |
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. | |
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All men are idiots... I married their king. | |
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Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit! | |
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Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. | |
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. | |
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BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. | |
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Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel. | |
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Boldly going nowhere. | |
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Born free... taxed to death. | |
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CATS: The other white meat. | |
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CAUTION - Driver legally blonde! | |
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. | |
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. | |
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Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! | |
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Cover me. I'm changing lanes. | |
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Dain bramaged. | |
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Don't be sexist - broads hate that. | |
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Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill it. | |
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Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. | |
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Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding. | |
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. | |
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Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway. | |
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Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with battery. | |
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? | |
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. | |
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. | |
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Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. | |
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Grow your own dope, plant a man. | |
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. | |
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He who laughs last thinks slowest. | |
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Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply. | |
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Honk If You Want To See My Finger. | |
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Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window! | |
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Horn broken, watch for finger. | |
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? | |
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How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? | |
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. | |
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I don't have to be dead to donate my organ. | |
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. | |
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I get enough exercise pushing my luck. | |
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I got a case of beer for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made. | |
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I have a body of a god... Buddha! |
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I love cats... Dead ones. |
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I love cats... They taste just like chicken. |
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I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? |
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I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. |
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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. |
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. |
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? |
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! |
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If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. |
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If you don't like the news, go out and make some. |
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If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now. |
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If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast. |
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I'm an imbecile and I vote. |
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I'm just driving this way to piss you off. |
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. |
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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. |
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IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. |
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Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. |
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JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores! |
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Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires. |
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Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch. |
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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom. |
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OK, so what's the speed of dark? |
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Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? |
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P.E.T.A.: People Eating Tasty Animals. |
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People say I have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem! |
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Prevent inbreeding: ban country music. |
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Prevent inbreeding: ban country music. |
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. |
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Save Your Breath...You'll need it to blow up your date! |
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Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it! |
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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. |
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. |
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So many recipes, so few cats. |
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. |
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Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. |
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The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. |
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There's too much blood in my alcohol system. |
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There's too much youth, how about a fountain of smart. |
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Time is the best teacher… Unfortunately, it kills all its students! |
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To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. |
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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. |
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. |
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WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition. |
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Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. |
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry… Then things get worse. |
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it! |
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? |
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You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT. |
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Your gene pool needs a little chlorine. |
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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. |
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